ogrree:

get out of my swamp

lol no

xredneck:

               I know you’ve got my danimals, Glenn.

                       _{I don’t even like yogurt, daryl. Why would i take your damn yogurt when i have my own food?}

                      _{—- I didn’t take anybody’s f R IGGEN YOGURT.} 

paradoxofconstellations:

paradoxofconstellations:

_{/august isn’t going to do a dAMN THING.}

_{【 GET DOWN FROM THAT BALCONY OR SO HELP ME 】}

beside-thedyingfire:

“Oh my Jesus." 

               _{❝ I also changed your sheets.}

                             _{You do not change your sheets often enough. ❞}

beside-thedyingfire:

“What?”

                 _{❝ There is no order in which you place your food. ❞}

paradoxofconstellations:

^{# now listen here} 

^{# I’ve met a lot of pricks}

^{# but you are definitely the cactus} 

^{# only secretly}

_{# the cactus who buys you pizza i might add}

_{# you can’t beat that}

paradoxofconstellations:

^{# since when did “love” and “tolerance” become interchangeable} 

^{# how about we start with your terrible puns first} 

^# no

_{# since right now}

_{# love me}